Post by Jonathon on Jul 5, 2009 3:01:54 GMT -5
REPORT:
We have located the Pirate Lord Barbossa. He has refused to come willingly. Seems rather intoxicated. Sunk our ships using nothing but rope and a bottle of rum. Not sure how…
Aww shiz
Get your towels ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fu*kin deck
But stay on your motherfu*kin toes
We runnin this, let's go
Full Name: Captain Reginald Barbossa
Nicknames: Reggie, ‘Bossa
Ship: The Red Empress
Age: 40s
Birthday: January 23rd
Sign: Aquarius
Gender: Male
Species: Peophin
Paintjob: Royalboy/Royalgirl/Ghost
Eye Colour: Jade
Hair Colour: Blue-gray-black
Fur Colour: Light blue-gray
Markings: Two dark blue-gray stripes on back, dragon tattoo on right arm/foreleg
Height: 16.2 quad 6'5” anthro
Occupation: Professional Pirate, Pirate Lord
Relatives: Haiti (daughter), Lemiryx (son), Agramoni (son), Anatheah (granddaughter), Eddeville (grandson)
Love/mate: Kilda
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin’ on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfu*kin boat
History: Born and raised a pirate, Barbossa shoved his ne’er do well father overboard to drown at age 17 and took over the ship (at the time, The Blue Huntress). He constantly changed ships and crews until he settled with The Raider’s Revenge at 22. That boat was the first of many to take him to the shores of an island where he met his lady-love. They had kids, and he left shortly afterward, afraid of commitment, but taking his baby daughter with him. Years later, he realized that he’d screwed up and came back to the island by sheer luck, where he found his woman and his son, apologized and begged like a dog and eventually got straigtened out. And had another kid. He has three kids by Kilda (Haiti and Lem (twins, Agramoni, son) and two grandkids (Ana and Eddie – Haiti x Scaercrow).
I'm on a boat motherfu*ker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherfu*ker cause I'm on a boat
Setting: 1600/1700s. THE OCEAN.
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
Other Notes:
He has a soft spot for little girls.
He doesn’t really like any of his male kids/grandkids.
He loves wearing hats. The bigger the better.
He changes ships often, always upgrading.
He fights well with swords, but prefers his pistols.
He is self-conscious of his graying hair.
He hates barfights, until he gets to participate.
He can’t read or write more than his name.
But he’s fairly good with numbers.
He is terribly afraid of the snow.
He doesn’t like BDSM, Kilda >8(
He actually keeps decently clean.
He wants a pet rabbit, but if afraid his tiger would eat it.
He’s had sex in a church.
A Catholic one.
In Spain.
With your mom.
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shiz
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfu*ker, don't you ever forget
Magical Abilities:
The ability to drink like a fish and not die. That’s about it.
*Edit: Also, INCREDIBLE SEXUAL STAMINA
Roleplay Status: Open for special someones.
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
Get the fu*k up, this boat is REAL!
Current Roleplays:
None. God D:
Fu*k land, I'm on a boat, motherfu*ker
Fu*k trees, I climb buoys, motherfu*ker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfu*ker
This boat engine make noise, motherfu*ker
Relationship Status: Engaged to Kai’s Kilda. Not looking to cheat either.
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Playlist:
I’m On A Boat by The Lonely Island Boys
Professional Pirate by The Muppets Ft. Tim Curry
And I'm looking for more songs that might fit him. If you have any, let me know 8)
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon! Look at me, oh, all hands on deck!
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fu*ked a mermaid
Petpage
Lyrics © I’m On A Boat by The Lonely Island Boys
Formatting stolen from Kai and vaguely tweaked. She gave me permission to 8)
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