Post by Mini on Jul 14, 2011 0:32:24 GMT -5
Karma
Gender: Female
Age: 22
Height: 5’6
Profession: Zombie slayer
Appearance: She has black hair reaching the middle of her back, grey eyes, and a tan complexion. She has an athletic build. She has a heart shaped face, but a more relaxed chin, so not too pointed. Nails are clean cut & neat with a hint of a manicure.
Personality: Rough around the edges but a softy at heart, tries not to let others see how she's feeling. She has a deep secretive past and at the end of the Zombie Apocalypse, she would let her past go by telling the remaining people about it. Her pet peeves are ignorant people, cops, lawyers, the military, and any kind of person who just because they are an authoritative figure makes them think they are better than everyone else.
Depending on the situation, she would act accordingly. For example, say a horde of zombies come after her and the people she is with, she would take action and plan things out with them instead of going all Rambo-style and getting herself killed or anyone else killed.
History:
Karma had the perfect childhood. Her parents had wealth and extremely good jobs, she was an only child and was perfectly content with that. When she was about 6 or 7, her parents had left on "business" and never came back, no letters, no phone calls, nothing. Karma was abandoned without ever knowing why. When she turned 18, she got an unmarked envelope; she had no idea why it had been sent, or when. She proceeded to open the envelope, and inside it contained information of her parents’ whereabouts.
The letter stated; “Dear Karma, we are sorry for the inconveniences we have brought upon you over the last eleven years. We had sent your parents away because they uncovered information that regrettably endangered their lives and yours. Do not worry though, they are still alive and well, but unfortunately are unable to make contact with you until further notice." – Q
Shocked & tearful, Karma immediately tossed the letter into a trash bin and set it on fire. From that point on, the only life she ever knew, changed drastically. For the better? Who knows, but for now, she needs to get her shit together before she could do anything else involving her parents.
A few months later, Karma recieved a phone call from the mysterious "Q.” He/she/it stated that her parents were at 7326 North Drury Lane. And that he was the muffin man. She had heard enough. She got in her hovercraft and left instantly to the location.
When she arrived at the location, the Muffin Man, or "Q", was standing out front, with a basket full of neon green muffins. He said to her, "If you do not kill your own parents, I will distribute these toxic radioactive muffins throughout the entire tri-state area through my ZOMBIEMUFFININATOR-inator!!! I couldn't come up with any other clever name, so that will have to do…” Q then said he couldn’t come up with a better name. So Karma and Q fought it out, and accidentally made two muffins fly into her parents’ laps, and of course, they ate them. Within seconds, her parents became mindless flesh-eating dumb-fucks that couldn't remember to swallow their own spit.
Things went from bad, to total shit storm after that. Thankfully, Karma had seen plenty of Mexican zombie movies to know to ALWAYS carry a gun with her at all times, so she was prepared to take the lives of her own parents, she held back her tears & her pride, and BAM. Her parents, after not seeing them for 11 years, withered at her feet before she did the Double Tap.
Unfortunately, as Karma was taking care of her brain-dead donors, Q had relinquished his evil mind-fucking muffins across the tri state area, and with the majority of America being overeaters, they ate them.
4 years have passed, and Karma, is unfortunately, still taking care of the mess that Q had made of the rest of the population, and developed a new hatered for muffins, of any color.. Every now & then she comes across some non-infected people, and she will accompany them on their way.. Until they find muffins. Whether they were Q's muffins or not, game over for them. Karma HATES muffins. You touch them, she kills you. Double fucked if you're a zombie.
Odd facts:
She hates bright happy colors, kittens, puppies, the color orange, because come on, no one likes the color orange. It shares the same name as a fruit & it doesn't fucking rhyme with anything. She hates birds, rainbows and old people. And fat people.
But she does like gloves (the fingerless kind), vests, guns and cars. Oh, and twinkies! But not the chocolate ones because they taste like muffins.
And anytime someone sings the muffin man song, she stabs them in the eyeball with tweezers and shoves it down their throats, even children.
Gender: Female
Age: 22
Height: 5’6
Profession: Zombie slayer
Appearance: She has black hair reaching the middle of her back, grey eyes, and a tan complexion. She has an athletic build. She has a heart shaped face, but a more relaxed chin, so not too pointed. Nails are clean cut & neat with a hint of a manicure.
Personality: Rough around the edges but a softy at heart, tries not to let others see how she's feeling. She has a deep secretive past and at the end of the Zombie Apocalypse, she would let her past go by telling the remaining people about it. Her pet peeves are ignorant people, cops, lawyers, the military, and any kind of person who just because they are an authoritative figure makes them think they are better than everyone else.
Depending on the situation, she would act accordingly. For example, say a horde of zombies come after her and the people she is with, she would take action and plan things out with them instead of going all Rambo-style and getting herself killed or anyone else killed.
History:
Karma had the perfect childhood. Her parents had wealth and extremely good jobs, she was an only child and was perfectly content with that. When she was about 6 or 7, her parents had left on "business" and never came back, no letters, no phone calls, nothing. Karma was abandoned without ever knowing why. When she turned 18, she got an unmarked envelope; she had no idea why it had been sent, or when. She proceeded to open the envelope, and inside it contained information of her parents’ whereabouts.
The letter stated; “Dear Karma, we are sorry for the inconveniences we have brought upon you over the last eleven years. We had sent your parents away because they uncovered information that regrettably endangered their lives and yours. Do not worry though, they are still alive and well, but unfortunately are unable to make contact with you until further notice." – Q
Shocked & tearful, Karma immediately tossed the letter into a trash bin and set it on fire. From that point on, the only life she ever knew, changed drastically. For the better? Who knows, but for now, she needs to get her shit together before she could do anything else involving her parents.
A few months later, Karma recieved a phone call from the mysterious "Q.” He/she/it stated that her parents were at 7326 North Drury Lane. And that he was the muffin man. She had heard enough. She got in her hovercraft and left instantly to the location.
When she arrived at the location, the Muffin Man, or "Q", was standing out front, with a basket full of neon green muffins. He said to her, "If you do not kill your own parents, I will distribute these toxic radioactive muffins throughout the entire tri-state area through my ZOMBIEMUFFININATOR-inator!!! I couldn't come up with any other clever name, so that will have to do…” Q then said he couldn’t come up with a better name. So Karma and Q fought it out, and accidentally made two muffins fly into her parents’ laps, and of course, they ate them. Within seconds, her parents became mindless flesh-eating dumb-fucks that couldn't remember to swallow their own spit.
Things went from bad, to total shit storm after that. Thankfully, Karma had seen plenty of Mexican zombie movies to know to ALWAYS carry a gun with her at all times, so she was prepared to take the lives of her own parents, she held back her tears & her pride, and BAM. Her parents, after not seeing them for 11 years, withered at her feet before she did the Double Tap.
Unfortunately, as Karma was taking care of her brain-dead donors, Q had relinquished his evil mind-fucking muffins across the tri state area, and with the majority of America being overeaters, they ate them.
4 years have passed, and Karma, is unfortunately, still taking care of the mess that Q had made of the rest of the population, and developed a new hatered for muffins, of any color.. Every now & then she comes across some non-infected people, and she will accompany them on their way.. Until they find muffins. Whether they were Q's muffins or not, game over for them. Karma HATES muffins. You touch them, she kills you. Double fucked if you're a zombie.
Odd facts:
She hates bright happy colors, kittens, puppies, the color orange, because come on, no one likes the color orange. It shares the same name as a fruit & it doesn't fucking rhyme with anything. She hates birds, rainbows and old people. And fat people.
But she does like gloves (the fingerless kind), vests, guns and cars. Oh, and twinkies! But not the chocolate ones because they taste like muffins.
And anytime someone sings the muffin man song, she stabs them in the eyeball with tweezers and shoves it down their throats, even children.