Post by Flutter (Frosty) on Dec 1, 2008 22:43:26 GMT -5
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PARODY ON ALL OF DISNEY'S BEST MOVIES WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP WRITING IT OUT TO ME. YOU'VE TAKEN EACH OF THE CHARACTERS AND BASTARDISED THEM INTO YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED REALITY AND MADE THEM VERY VERY BAD.
THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN FAN CHARACTERS DX
Ehhem. Sorry, but this is why you don't accept random invites over MSN:
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:05 PM):
before the HP disaster, I started writing...sort of a parody on fairytale characters
Flutter* says (10:05 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:05 PM):
see, basically there's a guy who absolutely loves fairytales...
Flutter* says (10:05 PM):
A Midsummer Night's Dream = best faerietale ever xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:05 PM):
his name is Peter Dream
Flutter* says (10:05 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
he marries--get this--Wendy Darling
Flutter* says (10:06 PM):
...*chuckle* XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
they have 2 biological kids
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
Peter Jr. and Ariel
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
no joke
Flutter* says (10:06 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
and the dad is *awful* when it comes to middle names for the girls!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
Ariel...*Mermaid*...Dream
Flutter* says (10:07 PM):
*chokes on spit* xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
HAHAHAHA, preciself
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
*precisely
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
it gets worse
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
they start adopting
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
they adopt...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
Belle Enchante' Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
Jasmine Diamond Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
Aurora BriarRose Dream
Flutter* says (10:08 PM):
xDDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
and Snow White Apple-Blossom Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
no...joke
Flutter* says (10:09 PM):
That's hilarious XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:09 PM):
now Mr. Dream is a fanatic for the actual characters--if you couldn't tell already...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
so the Dreams actually live in a stone house that very much resembles a castle
Flutter* says (10:10 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
at his insistence
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
and he gets SOOOOO upset when another kid actually asks whether they run a theme park
Flutter* says (10:10 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
now for the kids...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:11 PM):
Peter Jr. can pretty much be himself without too much fuss
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:11 PM):
but Ariel--the only thing she wins on is keeping her hair short
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:11 PM):
mainly due to her swimming every day
Flutter* says (10:12 PM):
Hopefully she actually swims and doesn't.... /flounder/? </end bad joke>
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:12 PM):
oh haha
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:12 PM):
she actually *has* a pet fish and crab
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:12 PM):
(courtesy--of course--of Daddy Dearest)
Flutter* says (10:12 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
that's another thing--she calls him DADDY--NOT Father--NOT Dad
Flutter* says (10:13 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
Belle, on the other hand...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
she is SOOO spacey
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
she LOVES romance and poetry
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
...and she's an accident waiting to happen
Flutter* says (10:13 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
due to said spaceyness
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
Jasmine...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
well, for a start, she has a tabby named--3 guesses, the 1st 2 don't count
Flutter* says (10:14 PM):
Rajah. XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
haha
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:15 PM):
since she doesn't swim, it is pretty much *mandatory* for her to have long hair
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:15 PM):
kept not-so-conveniently in a nice long black braid
Flutter* says (10:15 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:16 PM):
too bad considering she's a baseball-loving tomboy
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:16 PM):
oh and watch out...when she gets mad, her braid may whap you in the face!
Flutter* says (10:16 PM):
XD My mother does that XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:16 PM):
haha
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
same goes for Aurora
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
OOPS--*Aurie*
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
NOBODY--except her dad--calls her Aurora
Flutter* says (10:17 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
she's a knockout...but she is NO lovelorn princess!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:18 PM):
(the saying goes...there's one in every family!)
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:18 PM):
my stars, she gives Peter Sr. gray hairs like nobody's business
Flutter* says (10:19 PM):
XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
at one point, she actually comes down the stairs in:
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
a corset
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
chain mail shirt
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
chain pants
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
and combat boots
Flutter* says (10:19 PM):
xDD
Flutter* says (10:19 PM):
I'd kill her XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
he has red hair too
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
she's his daughter in his eyes, so he wouldn't resort to murder
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
...
Flutter* says (10:20 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
but maaaan does he pitch a fit
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:21 PM):
oh and that's not the worst part
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:21 PM):
he decides that he's gonna take the next step...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:21 PM):
into arranging marriages
Flutter* says (10:21 PM):
Oh gosh xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:22 PM):
uh-huh
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:22 PM):
you can just imagine how Aurie will react
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:22 PM):
said suitor in question, one Devon Coldridge
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
...who really was only picked by Peter Sr. because he knew the Sr. Coldridge...and Devon is in a band called...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
*dramatic pause*
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
The Lost Boys
Flutter* says (10:23 PM):
xDDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
oh Aurie likes the name--in fact she tells him, in no uncertain terms, to join his bandmates and GET LOST
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:24 PM):
unfortunately this only amuses the boy
Flutter* says (10:24 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
the plot thickens when the Dream kids are trying to plan an anniversary present for their parentsd
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
*parents
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
the final decision--at Belle
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
's insistence
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
is a play, recreating how their parents met...followed by a parody on the Disney story
Flutter* says (10:26 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:26 PM):
their parents met...quite normally at a play
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:26 PM):
the ironic part is that they came out of the theater, arguing about the characters
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:27 PM):
neither had ever seen the play version of Peter Pan
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:27 PM):
but friends had pushed both into said viewing
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:27 PM):
Wendy Darling considered Peter in the play, to be far too juvenile
Flutter* says (10:27 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
whereas Peter Dream thought that Wendy in the play was *much* too prim and stuffy!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
nonetheless, nature worked it's course and they ended up married
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
.......
Flutter* says (10:28 PM):
xD That's cute
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
now back to the present
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
the anniversary play parody...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
Peter Jr. and Ariel Dream play their parentd
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
*parents
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
Jasmine plays Tiger Lily
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
Belle's director and producer, etc.
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:30 PM):
and Aurie...HAHA, you can imagine her horror when Belle and Jasmine produce a costume of *fairy floss*-- also known as Tinkerbell's jumpsuit
Flutter* says (10:30 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:31 PM):
Belle pitches a FIT when Aurie bumps into somebody she didn't recognize, fell down...and conveniently *ruined* it
Flutter* says (10:31 PM):
xD I can imagine
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:32 PM):
too bad for Aurie--Belle had actually planned ahead
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:32 PM):
a *worse* costume was waiting!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:32 PM):
anyway
Flutter* says (10:32 PM):
Oh no xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:33 PM):
the parody play is where Wendy is walking along, talking with Tiger Lily and Tinkerbell....oh and the little mer-child playing in the nearby ocean--AKA kiddie pool
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:33 PM):
hence enters little Snow Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
only about a toddler's age
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
still toddling but doing pretty well with talking most times
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
anyway
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
Captain Hook, Smee and a few of the pirates show up and snatch Wendy
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:35 PM):
........and THIS is where things go seriously wrong
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:35 PM):
see, Snow Dream is just a kid, right?
Flutter* says (10:35 PM):
*nod* xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:35 PM):
well, unfortunately she had seen the movie of Peter Pan waaaaaay too often
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:36 PM):
hence her natural reaction is to protect her SISTERS, from 'Captain Hook'!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:36 PM):
she screams, bringing the family dog--yes, Nana--flying out into the back yard
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:37 PM):
she and Nana then proceed to attack Captain Hook and Smee
Flutter* says (10:37 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:37 PM):
yet another little issue
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:37 PM):
Snow was given STRICT instructions by Belle NOT to move from the kiddie pool
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:38 PM):
Snow plays a little mer-girl and had on a two-piece mermaid suit........that did NOT give her leave to walk without taking off the bottom piece!
Flutter* says (10:38 PM):
xDD Nekkid baby syndrome XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:39 PM):
preeeecisely
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:39 PM):
chaos COMPLETELY erupts
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:39 PM):
...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:40 PM):
later on, Aurie bumps into "Captain Hook"
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:40 PM):
.........who she's horrified to find out, has really been Devon Coldridge
Flutter* says (10:40 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
oh she's not embarrassed about Snow showing her bare little butt while attacking the git
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
she's horrified about him actually having SEEN her in the atrocity Belle called a costume
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
....mainly due to her reputation
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
after all she's not known as Sleeping Death for nothing
Flutter* says (10:42 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:42 PM):
uh-huh
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:42 PM):
let's just say that she finds out that BELLE was behind Devon's role as the ol' sea cap'n.....
AND IT JUST GOES ON.
Please shoot me in the head. :3
EDIT: OH DEAR GOD SHE'S GOING ON WITH IT AND NOW IT'S A 'MYSTERY' DX
THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN FAN CHARACTERS DX
Ehhem. Sorry, but this is why you don't accept random invites over MSN:
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:05 PM):
before the HP disaster, I started writing...sort of a parody on fairytale characters
Flutter* says (10:05 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:05 PM):
see, basically there's a guy who absolutely loves fairytales...
Flutter* says (10:05 PM):
A Midsummer Night's Dream = best faerietale ever xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:05 PM):
his name is Peter Dream
Flutter* says (10:05 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
he marries--get this--Wendy Darling
Flutter* says (10:06 PM):
...*chuckle* XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
they have 2 biological kids
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
Peter Jr. and Ariel
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:06 PM):
no joke
Flutter* says (10:06 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
and the dad is *awful* when it comes to middle names for the girls!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
Ariel...*Mermaid*...Dream
Flutter* says (10:07 PM):
*chokes on spit* xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
HAHAHAHA, preciself
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
*precisely
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
it gets worse
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:07 PM):
they start adopting
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
they adopt...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
Belle Enchante' Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
Jasmine Diamond Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
Aurora BriarRose Dream
Flutter* says (10:08 PM):
xDDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
and Snow White Apple-Blossom Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:08 PM):
no...joke
Flutter* says (10:09 PM):
That's hilarious XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:09 PM):
now Mr. Dream is a fanatic for the actual characters--if you couldn't tell already...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
so the Dreams actually live in a stone house that very much resembles a castle
Flutter* says (10:10 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
at his insistence
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
and he gets SOOOOO upset when another kid actually asks whether they run a theme park
Flutter* says (10:10 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:10 PM):
now for the kids...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:11 PM):
Peter Jr. can pretty much be himself without too much fuss
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:11 PM):
but Ariel--the only thing she wins on is keeping her hair short
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:11 PM):
mainly due to her swimming every day
Flutter* says (10:12 PM):
Hopefully she actually swims and doesn't.... /flounder/? </end bad joke>
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:12 PM):
oh haha
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:12 PM):
she actually *has* a pet fish and crab
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:12 PM):
(courtesy--of course--of Daddy Dearest)
Flutter* says (10:12 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
that's another thing--she calls him DADDY--NOT Father--NOT Dad
Flutter* says (10:13 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
Belle, on the other hand...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
she is SOOO spacey
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
she LOVES romance and poetry
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:13 PM):
...and she's an accident waiting to happen
Flutter* says (10:13 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
due to said spaceyness
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
Jasmine...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
well, for a start, she has a tabby named--3 guesses, the 1st 2 don't count
Flutter* says (10:14 PM):
Rajah. XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:14 PM):
haha
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:15 PM):
since she doesn't swim, it is pretty much *mandatory* for her to have long hair
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:15 PM):
kept not-so-conveniently in a nice long black braid
Flutter* says (10:15 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:16 PM):
too bad considering she's a baseball-loving tomboy
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:16 PM):
oh and watch out...when she gets mad, her braid may whap you in the face!
Flutter* says (10:16 PM):
XD My mother does that XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:16 PM):
haha
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
same goes for Aurora
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
OOPS--*Aurie*
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
NOBODY--except her dad--calls her Aurora
Flutter* says (10:17 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:17 PM):
she's a knockout...but she is NO lovelorn princess!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:18 PM):
(the saying goes...there's one in every family!)
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:18 PM):
my stars, she gives Peter Sr. gray hairs like nobody's business
Flutter* says (10:19 PM):
XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
at one point, she actually comes down the stairs in:
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
a corset
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
chain mail shirt
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
chain pants
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:19 PM):
and combat boots
Flutter* says (10:19 PM):
xDD
Flutter* says (10:19 PM):
I'd kill her XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
he has red hair too
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
she's his daughter in his eyes, so he wouldn't resort to murder
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
...
Flutter* says (10:20 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:20 PM):
but maaaan does he pitch a fit
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:21 PM):
oh and that's not the worst part
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:21 PM):
he decides that he's gonna take the next step...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:21 PM):
into arranging marriages
Flutter* says (10:21 PM):
Oh gosh xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:22 PM):
uh-huh
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:22 PM):
you can just imagine how Aurie will react
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:22 PM):
said suitor in question, one Devon Coldridge
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
...who really was only picked by Peter Sr. because he knew the Sr. Coldridge...and Devon is in a band called...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
*dramatic pause*
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
The Lost Boys
Flutter* says (10:23 PM):
xDDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:23 PM):
oh Aurie likes the name--in fact she tells him, in no uncertain terms, to join his bandmates and GET LOST
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:24 PM):
unfortunately this only amuses the boy
Flutter* says (10:24 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
the plot thickens when the Dream kids are trying to plan an anniversary present for their parentsd
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
*parents
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
the final decision--at Belle
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
's insistence
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:25 PM):
is a play, recreating how their parents met...followed by a parody on the Disney story
Flutter* says (10:26 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:26 PM):
their parents met...quite normally at a play
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:26 PM):
the ironic part is that they came out of the theater, arguing about the characters
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:27 PM):
neither had ever seen the play version of Peter Pan
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:27 PM):
but friends had pushed both into said viewing
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:27 PM):
Wendy Darling considered Peter in the play, to be far too juvenile
Flutter* says (10:27 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
whereas Peter Dream thought that Wendy in the play was *much* too prim and stuffy!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
nonetheless, nature worked it's course and they ended up married
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
.......
Flutter* says (10:28 PM):
xD That's cute
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
now back to the present
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:28 PM):
the anniversary play parody...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
Peter Jr. and Ariel Dream play their parentd
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
*parents
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
Jasmine plays Tiger Lily
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:29 PM):
Belle's director and producer, etc.
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:30 PM):
and Aurie...HAHA, you can imagine her horror when Belle and Jasmine produce a costume of *fairy floss*-- also known as Tinkerbell's jumpsuit
Flutter* says (10:30 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:31 PM):
Belle pitches a FIT when Aurie bumps into somebody she didn't recognize, fell down...and conveniently *ruined* it
Flutter* says (10:31 PM):
xD I can imagine
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:32 PM):
too bad for Aurie--Belle had actually planned ahead
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:32 PM):
a *worse* costume was waiting!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:32 PM):
anyway
Flutter* says (10:32 PM):
Oh no xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:33 PM):
the parody play is where Wendy is walking along, talking with Tiger Lily and Tinkerbell....oh and the little mer-child playing in the nearby ocean--AKA kiddie pool
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:33 PM):
hence enters little Snow Dream
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
only about a toddler's age
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
still toddling but doing pretty well with talking most times
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
anyway
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:34 PM):
Captain Hook, Smee and a few of the pirates show up and snatch Wendy
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:35 PM):
........and THIS is where things go seriously wrong
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:35 PM):
see, Snow Dream is just a kid, right?
Flutter* says (10:35 PM):
*nod* xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:35 PM):
well, unfortunately she had seen the movie of Peter Pan waaaaaay too often
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:36 PM):
hence her natural reaction is to protect her SISTERS, from 'Captain Hook'!
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:36 PM):
she screams, bringing the family dog--yes, Nana--flying out into the back yard
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:37 PM):
she and Nana then proceed to attack Captain Hook and Smee
Flutter* says (10:37 PM):
xDD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:37 PM):
yet another little issue
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:37 PM):
Snow was given STRICT instructions by Belle NOT to move from the kiddie pool
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:38 PM):
Snow plays a little mer-girl and had on a two-piece mermaid suit........that did NOT give her leave to walk without taking off the bottom piece!
Flutter* says (10:38 PM):
xDD Nekkid baby syndrome XD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:39 PM):
preeeecisely
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:39 PM):
chaos COMPLETELY erupts
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:39 PM):
...
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:40 PM):
later on, Aurie bumps into "Captain Hook"
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:40 PM):
.........who she's horrified to find out, has really been Devon Coldridge
Flutter* says (10:40 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
oh she's not embarrassed about Snow showing her bare little butt while attacking the git
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
she's horrified about him actually having SEEN her in the atrocity Belle called a costume
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
....mainly due to her reputation
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:41 PM):
after all she's not known as Sleeping Death for nothing
Flutter* says (10:42 PM):
xD
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:42 PM):
uh-huh
IfWishesWereUnicorns... says (10:42 PM):
let's just say that she finds out that BELLE was behind Devon's role as the ol' sea cap'n.....
AND IT JUST GOES ON.
Please shoot me in the head. :3
EDIT: OH DEAR GOD SHE'S GOING ON WITH IT AND NOW IT'S A 'MYSTERY' DX