Post by Flutter (Frosty) on Apr 2, 2010 21:53:07 GMT -5
A lavender peophin is sitting at a desk, looking rather tipsy and hiding a bottle of chardonnay in the aforementioned desk as she sees you coming. You recognise her as the Head Groupie and the resident alcoholic- the former before the latter. Even though the paint is fresh and the carpet isn't quite worn down, Rayneance's desk is littered with papers- old applications, what looks like a receipt for a bar, that sort of stuff. She's not amused, either, from the looks of it. After your quick appraisal (she's been looking at you, too), she introduces herself.
Oh, you must be another member of THBC/G, or at least a wannabe, so you better listen up. I'm Ance and I'm only gonna say all this once.
Alright, your owners pushed me into setting this place up. It took quite a bit of building, but we now have a three-room office for character development. Again, it was no easy task, so you jerks better be grateful. T_T
Now, this place is cool and all that, but there are certain things you have go to by in order for the office to not get painfully cluttered.
First off, there are NO BOARD NECROMANCY rules here like on the other boards. If the last post was from eons ago, it's OK to bring it back up. I mean, you're trying to find yourself here. That's pretty deep.
Character Workshops go on THIS board, not in the subboards. That'd just be a mess.
You can post here even if you're not a member- so don't be a jerk about it. Frosty DOES keep track of IP addresses, so if you're a repeat offender, we'll just put you on the blacklist. 0-0;;
Don't try to make a bulletin that's already there... that sort of pisses off the natives. *points to the mods* That's why there's no necromancy rules. (Unless you're actually a necromancer. That's creepy, but still cool. We don't judge here.)
All posts need to be in character- basically, hit your owners in the head if they don't let you talk. They DO have owner chat, why should they talk here? This is our building, not theirs D<.
There's three rooms here- one for workshops (which is the main office) and two smaller ones- one you can develop yourself in (Character Development) and one for us to just chat in- the cafeteria. I mean, the best discussions ARE while you're eating.
Oh, and there's one more big thing- don't do something stupid while you're 'finding yourself' and post a billion times with stupid crap like "Oh yeah!" and nothing else. Try to keep the conversation going or... we'll tend to ignore you and our humans will just get pissed. Got that? OK, good. Now let's get down to acceptable topics.
A good topic is one that makes all of us think- do we like french fries or onion rings better? Is my personality overused or is it fresh and original? A bad topic is one that just irritates us- like picture spamming or just flat out spam. "djflsdjaf;" is not a post or a topic. Also, don't try to peddle your dirty wares on us- pornography and talk of doing illegal things (like selling neopets accounts/pets, trying to sell drugs, sexual content... like phallatio) is completely unacceptable. Not our rules, that's Proboards. Every board will have its own purpose described on the door, so get away from me and go have some fun.
Like now.
She turns away from you, obviously done talking to you. Hmm. She must not be in a good mood! So you now have three boards to choose from- but remember, Ance will bring down the banhammer if you adverspam/flat out break the rules. She flicks her ears, pointing to the doors.
Would you pick one already and stop dilly-dallying?!