Post by Lndy on Jun 17, 2006 16:31:42 GMT -5
Phear the long and random story of doom (while ignoring the typos):
This tale starts with me. Lndy and my friend, Chelsea. We went to a new years party together last year.
We met these guys named Mike and Kris.
We somehow "assigned" ourselves to them. I had Kris. Chelsea had Mike.
Kris and I sort of...got together...and so did Chelsea and Mike.
One day, I decided that Kris was not for me. And Chelsea decided that mike was a complete A-hole. (Seeing as he stood her up twice in a row).
So, we "dumped" them and sort of just...lived for a while. Then Kris and Chelsea went to Senior Ball together because Chelsea wanted to spite Mike.
So now, almost a month later, Chelsea and Kris are a couple. INFATUATED with each other and THE cutest thing you will EVER see. (Picture puppies in a field of tall grass...during summer....)
So, being the true pal I am, I okayed it. Considering Chelsea is one of my best friends and Kris is my ex... ^^;
And last night, Chelsea and I did some shameless flirting at the gym that I climb at (*sighs and thinks about the handsome young men juggling for her* -Her=lndy-).
So, after that, we couldn't think of anything to do. So I told Chelsea to just drive.
She drove to Kris' house. o.0;
And then we went to a secluded parking lot. *shivers*
I stayed in the car. The two of them "star gazed" on the roof.
*awkward silence*
Aaand...yeah. I texted Mike (from the beginning of the story) because he made me promise to always update him on what's going on. So...I don't break promises.)
So then we drop Kris off at home and book it on the freeway, because we had to be home in like...10 minutes. So we were doing 95 and we see this car PASS us on the freeway. PASS us. And we're like..."Uhm...WTF?" So, we realize that it's Kris (who planned on sneaking into chelsea's bedroom ; ). So we get off the freeway and I FORCED Chelsea to slow down once we got into the residential area.
Then we realize that there are these two cops on in front of us and one going the opposite way. I look over at chelsea and stupidly go, "COP! COP! UUuuuuuuuuhhhhh! Slow doooowwwn!!! @_@" So she does, and we're doing like...24.5 mph. ;
Kris' wheels screech at the turn and the cop TURNS AROUND. So Chelsea and I were like, "CRrrrraaaaaaaaaapppppppp...."
And then we realize that the cop isn't trying to pull US over. He's pulling KRIS over.
And we felt REALLY bad when the light turned green because we had to be home in like... 4 minutes. So we got home at like... 12:58AM and I'm getting ready for bed, feeling like a turd.
Because Kris had done literally...100+mph on the freeway just to catch up with us so that he could be with chelsea. And he gets pulled over by the cops. And we can't stay and wait for him, because we have a curfew.
So I get this phonecall at 1:30 and chelsea's like, "He pulled him over because one of his tail lights was out."
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This tale starts with me. Lndy and my friend, Chelsea. We went to a new years party together last year.
We met these guys named Mike and Kris.
We somehow "assigned" ourselves to them. I had Kris. Chelsea had Mike.
Kris and I sort of...got together...and so did Chelsea and Mike.
One day, I decided that Kris was not for me. And Chelsea decided that mike was a complete A-hole. (Seeing as he stood her up twice in a row).
So, we "dumped" them and sort of just...lived for a while. Then Kris and Chelsea went to Senior Ball together because Chelsea wanted to spite Mike.
So now, almost a month later, Chelsea and Kris are a couple. INFATUATED with each other and THE cutest thing you will EVER see. (Picture puppies in a field of tall grass...during summer....)
So, being the true pal I am, I okayed it. Considering Chelsea is one of my best friends and Kris is my ex... ^^;
And last night, Chelsea and I did some shameless flirting at the gym that I climb at (*sighs and thinks about the handsome young men juggling for her* -Her=lndy-).
So, after that, we couldn't think of anything to do. So I told Chelsea to just drive.
She drove to Kris' house. o.0;
And then we went to a secluded parking lot. *shivers*
I stayed in the car. The two of them "star gazed" on the roof.
*awkward silence*
Aaand...yeah. I texted Mike (from the beginning of the story) because he made me promise to always update him on what's going on. So...I don't break promises.)
So then we drop Kris off at home and book it on the freeway, because we had to be home in like...10 minutes. So we were doing 95 and we see this car PASS us on the freeway. PASS us. And we're like..."Uhm...WTF?" So, we realize that it's Kris (who planned on sneaking into chelsea's bedroom ; ). So we get off the freeway and I FORCED Chelsea to slow down once we got into the residential area.
Then we realize that there are these two cops on in front of us and one going the opposite way. I look over at chelsea and stupidly go, "COP! COP! UUuuuuuuuuhhhhh! Slow doooowwwn!!! @_@" So she does, and we're doing like...24.5 mph. ;
Kris' wheels screech at the turn and the cop TURNS AROUND. So Chelsea and I were like, "CRrrrraaaaaaaaaapppppppp...."
And then we realize that the cop isn't trying to pull US over. He's pulling KRIS over.
And we felt REALLY bad when the light turned green because we had to be home in like... 4 minutes. So we got home at like... 12:58AM and I'm getting ready for bed, feeling like a turd.
Because Kris had done literally...100+mph on the freeway just to catch up with us so that he could be with chelsea. And he gets pulled over by the cops. And we can't stay and wait for him, because we have a curfew.
So I get this phonecall at 1:30 and chelsea's like, "He pulled him over because one of his tail lights was out."
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